In the sum­mer I always find myself sneez­ing when­ever I leave a build­ing and walk out­side, hit­ting a wall of bright sun­shine. This is not some­thing I par­tic­u­larly make con­ver­sa­tion about as, let’s face it, what exactly is there to talk about? The cause of my sneez­ing was obvi­ously linked to sun­light… so what?

How­ever, about a year ago I started to realise that this con­di­tion may be more wide­spread than I had thought when, dur­ing a game of Triv­ial Pur­suit, I got asked what Auto­so­mal Dom­i­nant Com­pelling Helio-Ophthalmic Out­burst Syn­drome was. Get­ting excited I answered that it surely had to be the med­ical term for what­ever ‘syn­drome’ I had: sneez­ing when con­fronted with the sun.

I was close, but the quiz Nazis I was play­ing with didn’t allow me a piece of that tasty, multi-coloured pie as the cor­rect answer was that ACHOO Syn­drome is a back­ro­nym for the Photic Sneeze Reflex, the cor­rect name for this condition.

Bas­tards.