The Onion does it again with ‘Do We Really Want Another Black Pres­i­dent After The Events Of Deep Impact?’

Have we learned noth­ing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of Pres­i­dent Mor­gan Free­man, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hun­dreds of mil­lions of peo­ple died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this coun­try is even con­sid­er­ing putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.